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National Gape Day is February 9th of each year. This is a day when guys are guaranteed that their girl will gape their ass for them and give unlimited anal.
I want to slide in my girls ass, but I have to wait until National Gape Day
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September 1 is national boob day, the day that we celebrate titties, boobs, breasts and milk holders. Send your friends some boob pictures and celebrate !
Hey, it’s National boob day, did Jessica send you pictures?
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It time to have some fun !! April 13 is National Masturbate Day !! Go jerk off or finger! Any will do!!
Man, Ricky today is National Masturbate Day ! Let’s beat our meats together!
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The primary radio source of liberal propaganda in the United States.
Unlike its commercial imitator, Air America, National Peoplesrepublic Radio (NPR, alias "National Public Radio") knows there isn't enough demand for its services to make it commerically viable (the extreme left being a tiny minority in the United States). Therefore, it will continue to function on donations, government subsidies, and grants from large corporations. Many of these corporations are involved in industries which the audience detests, proving Lenin's point about capitalists selling the ropes which will be used in their hangings.
At least National Peoplesrepublic Radio has decent music programming, which is more than I can say for Air America. You also can bet on being within range of a National Peoplesrepublic Radio station, too.
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On July 13 is national nut day. Celebrate national nut day by nutting on your girlfriend.
Bob: I’m gonna nut on my girlfriend today
Jim: why would you do that
Bob: because it’s national nut day
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April 30th is national anal day. so put it in baby
Drew: Hey babe, it's almost national anal day.
Girl: oh great make sure to get some lube.
Drew: WOOOOO
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Every year on December 17 you can receive nudes from anyone just ask and tell them what day it is.
can't wait to get nudes on National Nudes Day!
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