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n. 1. A sexual position achieved by beating your meat so hard that you cannot stop jizzing and you jizz builds up on your pelvic region for so long that it looks like a banana cream pie. Requires a cock ring.
2. To take your aunts banana cream pie into the bathroom and jizz all over it and mix it together on thanksgiving... then you watch your siblings eat it and laugh silently.
1:"Man it feels so good to give myself a banana cream pie."
2:"dewd it's so funny when my brother eats banana cream pies on thanksgiving every year..."
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Jerking off in the bathroom while taking a shit
I just had a nice chocolate cream pie in the bathroom.
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When a male defecates on a females face and then ejaculates on top of it!
Shannon wanted dessert, so Freddy gave her a juicy chocolate cream pie.
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After three men come home from having a big dinner they all have diarrhea but decide to shit on eat other butt-holes and then they put whip cream on it and eat it like desert. Hence a Steamy man pie.
Hey John i think you ate to many peanuts last night at dinner because i definitely tasted it in your Steamy man pie, but it couldn't have been as bad as mine i had raw fish, did they taste good?
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1) A large or inflamed eyeball
2) The act of harpooning an innocent muskox
1) "Damn, bizzitch, Gremlin's got an eskimo pie! That infection's been makin' it grow like a bath toy."
2) Alvin the Sherpa was hunting for food, so he eskimo pied the huge ox. However, he only took part of the plunder.
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When a man inserts his penis into a chicks vagina, and she is tight! As he jizzes the lips close in on the penis, thus resembling a venus fly trap!
Dude i was screwing this chick and she was a venus pie trap!
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the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.
After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.
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