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TV Hell

When you are watching a show, but you lack the willpower to finish it but feel obligated to anyway. (See also sunk cost fallacy).

"Hey, man, why do you come to my cookout later?"
" I can't, I'm trapped in TV Hell with Glee."

by SuthMaster February 2, 2024


Going to hell in a handbasket

In the 1890s in San Fransciso there was a popular hooker named Helena who was recognizable in that she always carried a small handbasket instead of a purse or handbag; hence she acquired the nickname "Helena Handbasket". Sailors arriving in the port would often say things like "I'm gonna look up Helena Handbasket tonight" or in announcing their intention of what to do after a night at the bar, "Now I'm going to Helena Handbasket", which by association with the sinful nature of the activity involved, became the mondigreen, "going to hell in a handbasket".

Hey dude, if you don't stop chasing so much pussy you're going to hell in a handbasket.

by ostrogoth February 2, 2024


Hells fire

A man, usually in his 30s, notorious for a small willey that over compensates with trying to make catch phrases stick. Secretly likes to dress up as a hunter, only to peep in people's windows...and likes it in the butt..hells fire!!!

I left took my scooter home, front wheel broke I screamed hells fire and came back!

I put fireball up my butt hells fire!

by Neil Mcdonald January 31, 2023


Toxic Hell

The bathroom approximately 24 hours after consuming Taco Bell.

The bathroom is a Toxic Hell after I got through shitting my brains out after eating 12 bean burritos.

by СукаБлять February 12, 2024


why hell froze over

Satan was playing Rust

Satan was too busy with his Rust wipe, that’s why hell froze over.

by Cash_Mohney October 12, 2023


Hell Date

A random group of words put together that can be used to describe a truly unfortunate, inescapable circumstance

"Yea I'm not gonna lie, I went mid and all five of them were there"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"

by HELLDATE69 September 14, 2023


Shit in hell

When something goes mildly wrong, it feels good to tell it to 'shit in hell'

Fell off a ledge playing Destiny 2... "Oh, shit in hell!"

by Dusk_Cactus February 18, 2023