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The horrible contrast resulting from when an individual has naturally red or orange hair, dyes their hair black, and does not re apply dye to subsequent re-growth.
'Yeah, she had orange roots but the rest of her hair was black',
'so she looked like a burnt carrot top?'
'Yeah, I'd say so.'
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Noun; when you put your pubes in a persons soda
I gave my girlfriend a Fuzzy Pop Top.
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a girl large enough that you can take up to the mountains to keep you warm and sleep in her blubber.
Bro 1: dude... joe made out with a mountain top girl.
Bro 2: No freakin way.. thats hilarious.
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another term for "take off your shirt", used when a hoodman wants a peek at your breasts
Female: do you want me to send you nudes?
Horny individual: yea, off the top
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Top down weather means:
1. A statement meaning that the weather is nice enough to have the top of a convertible car down.
2. a statement that is obviously intended as being humorous, but sometimes stupid blonde bitches like to take it seriously and use it as a means to stupidly make fun of their ex-boyfriends.
(if someone says "it's top-down weather" when it's lightly snowing.... obviously they are joking...)
(30 degrees fahrenheit)
boyfriend: It's Top down weather.
girlfriend: Uh.... no it's not.
boyfriend: Obviously it isn't. Are you dumb?
*drives off*
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The head of a un-circumcized penis. Quite sickening to look at and for a girl, it must feel like a big chunk of beef jerky in her mouth while giving head to someone with a Discombobulated Cock Top.
"I went down on my boyfriend for the first time over the weekend, and when i un-did his trousers....out popped a discombobulated cock top. I puked all over it, then left."
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The act of pushing your head deep enough into a woman's vagina so that your tongue can touch her anus. Thus, you appear to be wearing an attractive top hat. It is Mexican because the tongue to anus is absolutely disgusting and dirty.
I got a Mexican Top Hat from my girlfriend last night, and it was the sickest thing I've ever experienced.
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