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walking the donkey

When you be running that dick down her ass like that; layin it down.

Ah yeah dog 🐕 I was walking the donkey with her last night.

by DankSpanker91 April 18, 2021


podcast walk

pretending to go for a run, but actually just listening to podcasts outside

I put on my workout clothes to go running, but ended up only going for a podcast walk listenig to this week's This American Life.

by iamtheword March 26, 2017


WHO'S walking WHOM???

What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.

I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023


walk butt

When your butt starts sweating after you walk in the heat and it feels wet

I got walk butt at the park today

by Mstarr01 July 27, 2020


pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.

I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".

by QuacksO February 1, 2019


knocks and walks

When someone who is familiar in your home knocks briefly and then walks in without being formally invited.

Knocks and walks - to knock on the door and enter immediately.

The guy upstairs knocks-and-walks into our home anytime he feels like it. He just goes ahead and comes right in without waiting for "who's there" or "come in" or "coming!"

by Gasbarnut April 25, 2017


Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022