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A type of cheese that is very popular in Norway. It is mainly used to put on bread while eating breakfast.
- How do you make brown cheese?
- Hell if I know!
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used when about to give a hive-five, then you go lower than you were going to go for a real high-five and you say "CHEESE BURGER!" and you bring your hand to your mouth and hold it as if your eating a cheese burger.
A-yo man what's up
B- yo (motions for a high-five)
A-(goes for a high five)
B-CHEESE BURGER!!!!
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When a man ejaculates in/on a girls face and she pulls away from the tip of the penis, occasionally, there is a string of semen from the the mans penis to her bottom lip/chin/eyelid/ear, etc. Thus...string cheese
"You should've seen the nut I busted on that girls face! There was string cheese everywhere!!"
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a) A penis, usually uncircumcised, which has a buildup of smegma and/ or a yeast infection. The condition resembles cottage cheese and has a funky smell.
b) Someone with a personality that reminds you of the above.
I was gonna go down on the guy, but when he unzipped, he whipped out a smelly cheese dong. Not putting my mouth on that!!
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When an uncircumcised male busts a nut and closes his foreskin to hold his wad until he can arrive at a wash room
The load being held has been "cheese boxed"
Dude, I'm Cheese boxing hardcore, out of my way or we could have a fondue problem
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Invented by Xav, urban theologist and wordsmith, Jam and Cheese encompasses everything. It may be used as an answer to any question and it will be correct.
How are you today? - Jam and Cheese.
My cat has just died. - Oh, Jam and Cheese
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The centre layer of an Oreo Cookie left several years past it's sell by date. Depending on where stored you can end up with it smelling a bit like cheese.
"I just moved in and found some really old Oreos on top of the fridge, they stank of Oreo Cheese though!"
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