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A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag
Someone ate my cooke
What a d-bag
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A backwards penis or a math equation.
You should suck a D=8
D=8 1+D=9
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Abbreviation or code for "Walk the Dog" Said when the dog is within hearing distance and you don't want to commit yourself to taking the dog out.
Him.. "Are you gonna w the d?"
Her.. "SHH! She'll hear you!"
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A "D Pat" is a cave dweller that rests aside the coast of point lookout. Before Point Lookout, they were found in Western Africa near Kenya. A common nickname for a "D Pat" is a N*gg*r.
Yo that D Pat just stole my TV!
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An penis if your sexual or a alien smiley face
A conversation between a mother and son
Mother: 8=====D
Son: Eww mom why did you send me a penis
Mother: Your Brother said it was a alien space ship
Son: No its a Penis
Mother: so this isn't a alien getting into a ship 8=====D {()}
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Samantha: Hey not any of my business but what’s are you are you doing?
Benjamin:I’m D&S
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biggest snake in the school, she is a fake hoe she makes barbie look real. she fucked every guy here. she is the definition of a landfill. she talks shit about all her “friends” and exspects them not to find out. she sends 30 nudes a month but the only nudes she gets are from guy friends asking if it’s good enough to send to other girls. she only wears one bra and it’s a green training bra (triple small) and also only wears one pair of lulu’s and they were on sale for $60. she sticks out her non existent ass and photoshops everything. she also has a granny ass it sags down.
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