Ashbury College

Ashbury College is a private boarding/day school in Rockcliffe, Ottawa, Canada. A superior institution than those in the public schooling system (lmao). Ashburians are simply better. Boarders here are pretty cool but mainly day kids. Ashburians are generally from higher economic standing than public schoolers (except like 5 day kids that get aid but thier cool).

Yeah did you hear about that Nobel Prize Winner?

Yep he went to Ashbury College right?

Yeah the kids thier are so smart

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erectoral college dropout

An illegal politically invasive feces sent to retention to the third grade by USDA pork inspectors, to be cured and properly aged for future consumption

The pork link was too thin, it may have been an erectoral college dropout.

Northwest College

Supposedly a College in northern and possibly even western Wyoming. many people attend Northwest to prepare their bodies for the reality of leaving the simulation. through means of alcohol poisoning and parental disappointment.

"yeah man I went to Northwest College."

"hmmmmmm that explains the DUI."

Mohawk Valley Community College

a community college located in one of the top three worst locations in New York state; Utica. You’ve heard the stories, Bianca Devins, the Machete Man, etc etc. it’s horrible. The staff and professors are very helpful and understanding compared to most colleges and classes are okay. The DORMS however… are the absolute WORST. It is prison like with no ac, fluorescent lights, the worst color scheme imaginable, no elevators, and the list goes on. And the students residing in the dorms are a different breed. They’re loud, rude, and inconsiderate of everyone else’s feelings. It’s just bad. Just commute to the college.

“I go to Mohawk Valley Community College.”
“MVCC? What are you, stupid?”

Downlands College

Can't beat toowoomba grammar in anything, bad at all sport

Him: "I go to Downlands College"
You: "fuck off"

Dubai college

School in dubai with the hottest boys

Boy: omg look its a hot boy in dubai college
Hot boy: smiles
Boy: omg senpai noticed me

Rowan County Early College

The school of idiots, all the teachers think they're the most important teacher and think they're over the college campus. You have no rights as a Sophomore because the idiot Sophomores last year abused their power. One teacher will tell you one thing and the other teacher will tell you something completely different and its both about the same thing. Teachers dont talk amongst wach other and dont even have the braincells to even come up with a univeral answer. The teacher arw like little devils because they will write you up for being in the cafeteria after 10:30 when at the beginning of the year they said you can after morning classes. We have balding middle agged men and women who think theyre the overlord of the school. Students are special as hell and are racist. The whole school are the copy-cats with their "houses", basically a rip of Hogwarts they use to do things every Wednesday.

Guy1: Remember when our friend studied at the Rowan County Early College ?
Guy2: Yeah?
Guy1: He is now wanted for aggravated assault