David

David is the most sweetest guy you will met.He is hot,so cute,actrattive and very funny . David can be really intilligent and when it comes to make jokes he‘s really dumb an that makes him funny. :D He is alway‘s there for you no matter what and you can have a lot of fun with him. If you know a david go make some cute and funny memories it will bring you happy. So David is just the right type to have . Boyfriend/Bestfriend/Friend no matter what it‘s amazing if you have an David in your life.:))

I have a boyfriend named David and he’s the prettiest an smaterst just the PERFECT boyfriend you could wish!❤️

david

David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .

david: Hey guys I love Bread like a david

David

David is a tall funny kid with brown eyes, he’s a cute brown down that looks like a edgar when he gets a haircut but he’s a amazing best friends i’m thankful i have a david in my life.

Wow look it’s my bestfriend david

David

Racist, sexist and homophobic

-Guy 1: Damn that was offensive

-Guy 2: Yeah but what can you expect he's David
David: *N word*

David

Davids are a vibe, they are dope and very cool.

Dang, David has the vibes.

David

The David is a very strange creature, nonetheless he will be the kindest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life… yup that’s right it’s just basic science. So you wanna have a The David in your collection fo sure, just capture one when you see him and don’t ever let go.

Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.

Girl 1: Dayum gurl was that a David?
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life

David

David, he’s sweet chatting and everything I or we all could want. He’s all of our wishes in human form.

?- damn have you seen David?

?- yeah he’s so sweet, just so charming!