hammer down

(V.) To chug a substantial amount of alcohol in a short period of time, thus creating a massive drunkenness; to become so shit-faced that you beat your friend to death with a hammer.

Paul, JJ, and I decided to hammer down last night. We then commenced to giving JJ's girlfriend an Alabama Hot Pocket, which she thoroughly enjoyed.

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down and brown

To take part in the act of scat sex. A street way of saying that you or your partner defecated on the other during sex.

james got down and brown with that munter lastnight, she gave him his 20 quid's worth.

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lay down

Trailerpark slang for "lie down".

"Woman, git me somethin' deep fried while I lay down."

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shut it down

also shut 'er down

1) used when someone crosses the line, usually to tell them to shut up
2) said to people that are too loud, drunk, or obnoxiously unfunny

Sarah: "You're mom's a sleazy slut!"
Cara: "Shut 'er down Sarah"
Sarah: "I'm sorry"

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Shit Down

the action of sitting and shitting combined
as you sit down on the toilet you are also in the process of pooping

alternatives:
past tense- Shat down
present tense- shitting down

Mary had the runs all day so she ran to the bathroom and proceded to shit down.

Dude that Waffle house ran right through me last night...I totally shat down on the toilet.

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Hammy Downs

Items, particularly clothes, received second-hand or used.

That's why I just try not to buy as nice of things. I end just breaking them or getting them dirty. So I just get used and hammy downs so it's not as big of a deal.

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The Double Down

A sexual position inspired by the KFC sandwich which features two boneless white meat chicken filets, two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel's Sauce. As the guy is having sex with a girl doggie style, he flips her over and cums his Colonel's sauce on her stomach, slaps 2 pieces of bacon on her then grabs the other girl he just finished having sex with and throws her on top of the girl he just came and slapped bacon on and VOILA you have the Double Down. 2 boneless breast, bacon and cheesey/colonel sauce in the middle.

As Jim drove through the KFC drive through to order the famous Double Down sandwich, he fantasized about doing The Double Down with the hot twins he met from last night's party.

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