Egg dildo

An egg dildo is for people with a fetish for eggs, obviously.

You horny baby?
Yeah, grab the egg dildo.

egg lun

Guy whose head is an egg and has tiny eyes very ching chong

My fren is an egg lun

Eggs nest

The act of man shaving his testicles but leaving the area around them unshaven.

"Babe you do like my Eggs nest?!"

egg bugging

Known glitch in the speed running community used to glitch out of map geometry (also referred as being out of bounds).

"he shed 5 seconds off his PB by egg bugging, that's crazy!"

"I went to purgatory with my friends today by egg bugging before we all shot each other to death while laughing"

Golden Goose Egg

describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.

They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg

Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

Deaf Egg Roll

The action of stealing a deaf persons' hearing aid and putting it in an anal cavity, pulling it out and putting it on your ear while fucking an Asian.

I want to do a deaf egg roll to Justina