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He used his newly-invented sewing machine (duh!).
In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"
This horrible advertisement that has a thumbnail of a kid looking up of a- yeah see it for yourself. It also shows "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"!
Me: *bored so goes to Urban Dictionary*
Urban: "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"
Me: bitch who tf made this an advertisement
An awesome song by my fravorite band, System of a Down. Don’t eat the fish. Also hella weird.
Lyrics:
THERES SOMETHING WRONG ME WITH YOU THERES SOMETHIGN WRONG WITH YOU I HOPE YOUR STEPSON DOESN’T EAT THE FISH!!!
SUBA SUBA THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU AND WERE CRYING
Person 1: You heard uh.. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song
Person 2: Yeah! It’s fucking AWESOME!!
A phrase often used by people who are a part of the LGBTQ+ population but want to hide it.
It is used as a clan name , often people under its name come together using it as a secret code.
Most of the people in this clan are romantically connect but only in a physical way (sex).
You know when you hustle always make it fancy,so we know who you are.
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Japan and America/Britain are an opposing positive field, meaning that both cultures are fascinated with each other, such as Beckham in Tokyo, or Nintendo. Japan is just like any other place, so i dont feel that i should think of the people any differently, or that they're better or worse.
They're just like you and me.
By the way, using chopsticks is such a pain. i dont know how asian toddlers can do it but i can't!
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Emily: How do I make a guy forgive me?
Susie: You gotta suck his dick
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Will I ever stop making defintions about libtards? Take a willldd guess.
Will I ever stop making defintions about libtards?
Only when they stop convincing children to be gay pedophiles
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