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national cum in a pizza day is on September 22, or on September 11, depending on my mood.
*this definition is not related to National cum on a pizza day*
guy 1: “yo bro happy national cum in a pizza day! i just ordered some Little Caesars”
guy 2: “LETS FUCKING GOOO”
Two things that are good by themselves, but awful when combined with each other, like pizza and a shake.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
What do you want on your pizza?
We've got that Greek salad in the fridge, why not use that?
No man, we aren't making a pizza shake.
An offensive word used to describe somebody of Italian descent. Pizza Burner is derived from the word Rice Burner, which is a Japanese person or product. Pizza burner is equivalently offensive to Italians like Nigger is to Blacks, and Beaner is to Mexicans.
"Look at all those Pizza Burners in there wife beaters driving around the Jersey Shore in the pimped out 1990's Honda"
P1 "Fuck you Pizza Burning Guinea!"
P2 "Kiss my Pizza Burner ass!"
A phrase often used in place of anal sex.
“Hey babe, do you want to come over for pizza with pineapple?”
When your high is staring to wear off.
{Guy 1} Hey, Dude the pizzas getting cold {Guy 2} Oh shit dude, lets bake another one!
To engage with coitus with a morbidly obese partner on top of you in triple digit temperatures.
I gave her the Podgorica Pizza!