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When multiple men simultaneously blow their creamy man goodness all over a beautiful woman's body completely covering it in a thin layer of jizz.
Megan Fox really enjoyed that ice cream paint job we gave her last night.
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A cream pie that happens at or above the elevation of 5280ft.
Last night in Denver I ignored the warning tap so he blasted his load inside me. It was the best mile high cream pie ever!!
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A shitty product cover in nice advertisement or pure exaggeration in order to sell it.
Wow, this new Chinese's phone is a total shit sprinkle ice cream.
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When a male goes to ejaculate, instead of it ejecting out it dribbles down his hand. Like holding an Ice cream cone.
John was humiliated when he finished with only a Melting ice cream Cone.
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WORST FLAVOR OF ALL TIME!!
literally so disgusting like so nasty
sour cream and onion is so vomitty.
sour cream and onion sucks
whoever made sour cream and onion chips can suck a dick
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Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise
I was getting ready to fuck this Korean whore. She wanted me to wear a condom. I said no. She said you promise to pull out. I said yes I will withdraw. I was enjoying fucking her and shot my cum into her tight sweet pussy making a Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise.
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1) New England ice cream favorite, made from clam bellys.
2) The reason that reasturants serve fried clam strips as opposses to whole clams.
"I hate clam strips, why don't they serve the whole clam?"
"They need the bellies to make Clam Belly Ripple Ice Cream!"
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