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five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.

You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.

by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021


Five Nights at Freddy’s: Trolling Terror

A cool FNaF fangame being developed by ToonyLad and UnderNightGamer on Gamejolt. You should play it when it comes out.

Emnet123: Whatcha workin’ on, Tewtow?
Toon: Five Nights at Freddy’s: Trolling Terror.

by The Funny Toon Guy October 20, 2020


Eight five

A man that will beat the living shit out of you and has a very aggressive vocal chords

Person 1 : oi eight five this kid was talking smack about you what you going to do
Eight five: make him never see the light of day

by Wescattq June 16, 2022


dropping fives

when you decide to go on a dairy queen run, so your roommate gives you $5 for a medium strawberry cheesecake blizzard but drops his $5 bill when he gives it to you

Brandon, you feelin like dropping fives today?

by @mashed_brotato May 2, 2016


Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.

Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.

by Bob1655 December 19, 2011


car-fiving

the act of 2 cars traveling in opposite direction and hitting their sideview mirrors in a was that appears that both cars are performing a high five.

do not turn right on the last street. there is a high risk of car-fiving

by BUTTBLAST3000, the waist band September 30, 2012


five good twos

five meaning a set of five good twos, in which case you have five twos that add up to ten

lil nig: Rate dat ho over there
me: I’ll give her a five, five good twos 🤣

by jeen yuhs March 12, 2022