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an ass demon is an extremaly smelly shit
damn bro were gonna have to fumigate after that ass demon
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To move fast and work rapidly, or to deliver hookers to their customers.
Oh man, it's 10:45! I gotta haul ass!
That pimp makes money hauling ass.
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Suckers that user you for goods or money. Cousins to the Cheap Ass Mooch and Fake Ass Bitch, they pretend to be nice when there is something to gain. They are evil and not to be trusted.
Birk - That girl was jocking you hard.
Stock - That's cause she wanted a ride to the mall.
Birk - Neeta was ass mooching you!
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A man that stays home and playes computer games all day. He never leaves his house unless his friends come over and ask him many times to do something out side. If it was up to him he would sit at home with a bowl of jumbalia and a bag of popcorn for his dinner and play Red alert all the time. Also he cant walk ten feet without getting tired. God must have been drunk when he mad this fat ugly excuse for a humanbeeing.
"No dude you are all wrong about your relgion, the earth sends us up to gather information about itself" says mark.
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(Slang) To a high degree; overly. See syn. at very.
I have a job interview at 11am tomorrow, but that won't stop me from getting piss-ass drunk tonight.
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Work time that one logs where one hopes to accomplish quite a bit of "work," but spends most of that time sitting in a chair.
I would like to go to lunch with you guys, but I'm really busy. I've been putting in a lot of ass time lately.
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It happens when you ask someone as question and they have no idea what the answer is, so they start talking out of their ass, also known as AT. Usually it happens when someone is trying to sell you something in China. It can also come in the form of unwanted advice. Ass Talk is usually annoying, but once you recognize that you are hearing it, it is very funny.
me: "Mr. Wang, is this bag you are selling me real or fake?"
Mr. Wang: "Bag real, that why you are buying it in my super lame store for a discounted price, and not in the real store. I know manufacturer. My quality best."
Me: "well the price is kind of high, I bought the same one in a shop next door."
Mr. Wang: "Not same quality. You buy no good, me sell you best product low price.
My wife: "this guy is just spitting ass talk. Lets get out of here!"
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