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An exclamation upon seeing an object of pure awesomeness.
Holy chocolate starfish! It's batman!
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Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.
Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!
(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)
Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?
(They shake hands, mission accomplished)
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A guy shits into a girls vagina, then quickly slips his cock in and fucks her until he jisms into her cunt, then he gets down and tucks into the delicious chocolate-cheese toasty he has created
Bailey: Gee Veronica not only do I really need a shit, am desperately horny, but I'm hungry as hell as well
Veronica: Dont worry Bailey, how about we cook up a sumptuous chocolate cheese toasty
Bailey: Oh wow, what an idea, they're my favourite
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the occurance of flaming flatulence traveling in a backward motion back into the colon
that dude just suffered from hot chocolate backdraft!
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A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her
For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.
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Similar to the "Clown Pie", except you defecate in your hand and smash it in someone's face.
After visiting the gorilla house at the zoo, I came home with bits of chocolate clown pie on my face.
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A homosexual person. i.e a fag
damn that guy must be captain of the chocolate runway
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