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An expression of great misfortune, disgust, or suprise. Normally used in the most extreme of circumstances.
See:
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus Tapdancing Christ
Jesus Brick-Shitting Christ
etc...
Jesus Breakdancing Christ! My scrotum is missing! How the hell did that happen!??!?!?!!
or...
Guy 1: Hey, I banged your wife last night.
Guy 2: Jesus Breakdancing Christ! Your ass is grass, motherfucker!
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1. a figure of speech meaning that you have bad luck
2. a possible death threat from a guy named Jesus
3. funny to say to a religious person
Person A: Geez man, that's some really bad luck. Shit... Jesus hates you!
Person B: Who's Jesus?
Person A: Not sure... it's just a figure of speech. I think it was the leader of some cult back in medieval times.
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A phrase used to express particular suprise, disgust or shock to an instance, as emphasized by the "H" (which stands for "Holy"). It's used in the same context as "Jesus Christ!", except the H is added to include greater emphasis on the concern.
Note: The phrase is no more-or-less blasphemous than "Jesus Christ"
"Jesus H. Christ, you scared the shit outta me!"
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SAID TO A COUPLE USUALLY IN CHURCH OR SOMETHING EVOLVING CHURCH TO GET A COUPLE TO MOVE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER
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the H in Jesus H. Christ means Heratio pronounced: Her-aye-she-oh
Jesus Heratio Christ stop breaking into my fucking house!
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when jesus has gone wrong and he grows 50 penis
bob: according to all known laws of aviation,there is no way that a bee should be able to fly, its wings are too small to lift its fat body off the ground, but a bee does not care what a human thinks and flys anyway.
tom: holy shit i think i wan to fap to 50 shades of jesus
A person who identifies themselves as Christian, but rejects the teachings of Jesus, by inventing morals and laws that allow them to reject the needs of others of another tribe or color.
The anti-Jesus Christians chose to hate the poor and downtrodden because they felt they were lazy and unworthy of Christ’s love.
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