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A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."
Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.
Bob: What's that?
Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
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A time when you have no money and at the same time owe another person who is low on/has no money.
Person 1: 'Hey man, do you have some $ 5 to borrow me?
Person 2: Nah I'm broke.
Person 1: What about you?
Person 3: I don't have money, this guy owes me.
Person 1: Yah. Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money.
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April 17th is the designated day for sticking Cheetos up your butt, posting it on your only fans, and making hella money off it.
Guy 1: Yo today's April 17th, you know what that means..
Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.
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filth whore, dirty cunt, reference to a twat that lives in the fairfield area.. has BPD and the cookie monster googling EYE
Brittany P DV is the worlds biggest fattest nastiest ugliest cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money
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the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS
well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico
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Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.
Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.
Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
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1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
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John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
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Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
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