foot long pig

a southern male with an abnormally large, crinkley , wart infested penis.

person a: " Last night i got fucked by your brother."

person b" You do know he has a foot long pig, right?"

Person a:" O.O.!!!!!"

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heinous blow pig

Artie Lange of The Howard Stern Show.

I can't belive Artie ate all them fuckin devil dogs today. He's still a heinous blow pig even after he got kicked off of Mad TV.

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In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament

Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.

So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.

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front yard pig bath

You have sex with a girl from behind and right after you finish you donkey punch her. you then Hog-Tie her. Now You take a shit on her and smear it around. An extra step can be taken, but must only be used when at a party or function with many people. You Take her outside and leave her in the front yard. (put gloves on) No one will want to touch her, so she has to be hosed off outside by her friends. while everyone watches.

After I was done with Sara i got the guys to help me give her a front yard pig bath, and we thought it was halarious. Her parents did not

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Don’t try to teach a pig to sing

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.

Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.

thicker than peppa pig's ass

a way of saying that she's so thick, you would cook her bacon ass and feed it to your entire family.

girl: *walks by a dude*.
dude: damn her ass is thicker than peppa pig's ass, mmmmm.

baby alexander from peppa pig

Baby Alexander might be small but
very powerful. He destroyed the
Russian, Chinese, and North Korea
army's. He killed Kim Jung Un with a
rock mythic mk-7 gun from Fortnite in
a 1v1 solos match in arena. He also
went back in time to give Adolf Hitler
Drugs when he was a little kid and
told him to eat the drugs. Baby
Alexander is also a dad of 3.
Dontavious, Jamal, and Donovan. He
beats all of them with the belt and a
gold rpg and sticks alcohol up their
butt crack.

baby alexander from peppa pig- a literal god
(random person 1):yo u heard of alexander from peppa pig?

(random person 2): oh u mean the guy that basically killed hitler?
(random person 1): yea he’s literally my idol