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Captain Falcon's aerial grab in Super Smash Bros. Can be performed in real life by wrapping your arms and one leg around an unsuspecting person. Must be followed by a simultaneous "YES!" and a pelvic thrust.
Player 1: Shit, I just got Falcon fucked!
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.
Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*
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Ass Fucking is a favorite of dirty sluts. A true whore often prefers being fucked in the ass over having a cock in her little wet pussy. She likes to bend over, lift her skirt and beg a man to shove his dick up her tight asshole. She will beg for it hard and moan as she feels his cock ram into her ass. After the man cums in her ass she will often suck his cock as his jizz drips from her ass.
Kathy loves a good, hard, dirty ass fuck. I heard her talking to her friend on the phone. She said she had let 2 of her coworkers fuck her ass just the day before. Kathy said "I bent over and begged for it. One of them made me suck him while the other pumped my poor asshole. They kept calling me a slut and I rubbed my clit while they took turns fucking my ass and face. They both shot huge loads of cum inside me then left me with jizz dripping from my ass. They were right, I am a dirty slut"
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The act of having sex with someone as a consoling gesture, immediately after breaking up with them.
The true purpose is to allow you a safe window of opportunity for collecting your property from their house.
(This generally occurs within an hour or two of the breakup, but it can sometimes qualify as a sympathy-fuck even a few days later if circumstances are extremely bad)
After I dumped that bitch she went psycho. I had to throw a sympathy-fuck on her just to get away with my CD's and my coat!
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n. A place in the middle of nowhere. A rural town or home.
Adj. Small, out of the way, inferior, one horse.
I am in bum fucking nowhere.
I just moved to bum fuck.
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When a person stares at another person they find attractive and undresses and has their way with them in their imagination. This may lead to something between the person eye fucked and the eye fucker.
Damn I am trying to enjoy my thai food but the man sitting over there eye fucked me and its hard to think straight now.
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a term used by someone who hates america or americans
(in other words, the entire world outside of america)
i hate fucking america!
fucking americans! they think they're so awsome, but really they're just fucking ameican
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sticking the dick between the clevage of the breast and cumming on her face
Marrissa got sad because no one except cesar would tity fuck her
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