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1. A woody perennial plant deciding to block a perfectly thrown disc.
That Stupid Tree blocked my beautiful hole in one.
The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
A degrading or endearing term for lumberjacks and foresters, usually directed towards students who know way too much about dendrology
"Hey, look at all the tree-tards walking to lumberjack class"
When a guy gets a unexpected boner late at night.
*Guy wakes up from a nap late at night*
Oh shit bro I got a night tree
Other dude: man me too, night tree
When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.
Driver: *Rolls down window in 10⁰ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*
A musical instrument also called wind chimes that bands utilize. Makes an incredible amount of noise if you touch it accidentally or run by. Played by running a finger through it.
The percussionist ran his finger through the mark tree at the beginning of the piece.
The root where all wisdom is born.
The mystical tree enlightened me about what women really want!