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When someone is having sex in a tree, and the tree falls over.
The tree fell down, and they were missing for an hour? Guess they were treeing...
Kayleigh Tree is a cool chick. She’s very chill but she has very serious daddy issues. Her daddy issues are so bad that her boyfriend is the closest thing she has to a daddy. Kayleigh is very short and has very long toes. She spends her free time watching the TV show Euphoria or crushing on Zendaya. She also spends her free time hanging out with her boyfriend and they ‘watch’ movies together. Kayleigh also has potty issues as she averages 0.8 poops a week. Kayleigh is lactose intolerant so if she has any dairy then she will torment her toilet with her smelly shits and farts.
Person 1: Is that Kayleigh Tree?
Person 2: No, that’s a troll.
Person 1: Oh sorry, they look very similar.
The place where we could be vibin but you playing
Viber 1: yo do let’s hit up the tree cage
Viber 2: no man I’m playing
a command to mow the lawn ghetto mexican style
look there's a tree sexy gorge
At the beginning of the camping season standing on the truck toolbox with a STIHL chainsaw trimming branches to fit the 13’6” camper out of the driveway
Man! You make a good Tennessee tree trimmer not a scratch on’er
A lame ass motherfucker who loves the environment
That green tree would never throw trash on pelicans.
National Tree Day is on October 25 in reference to Mr. Beast contribution to planting 20,000,000 trees.
Yo dude, did remember that October 26 is National Tree Day!
How couldn't I, I donated like 40 bucks!