Piss Cheese

Piss cheese is what remains in the toilet bowl when somebody has dick cheese and some has fallen off during urination. So basically it is a mixture of dick cheese and urine.

Dude why the fuck is there piss cheese in my toilet.

8👍 8👎

eating cheese

to give oral sex to a female

Guy 1-"yo dawg what you gonna be tonight?"
Guy 2-"imma be at my girls house eating cheese, ya mean"

15👍 15👎

Soy Cheese

A soy based dairy product which tastes like cum.

Johnny Pocono: Soy cheese tastes so bad, you'd be better off cumming in your hand and eating it!

14👍 15👎

string cheese

nah u got it all wrong. pollio string cheese, the funnest cheese to eat.

its fun weeee
sk
sd
sdkl
sdg

36👍 48👎

Cheese Poop

The type of poop produced following the digestion of cheese. Usually accompanied by cramps which later lead to a colorful and massive explosion of poop.

My friend Brittany had too much cheese on her pizza, and now she is experiencing "cheese poop". Cheese poop is occurring due to the ingestion of too much cheese.

16👍 18👎

head-cheese

head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.

I sucked off this uncut cadet's dick -- he tasted good - even his head-cheese!

213👍 277👎

cheese doodle

Slick and cool slang for a person of any stature, although usually a slick and cool person. Often used after a popular slang greeting.

"What up, cheese doodle?"
"Easy, cheese doodle."
"That cheese doodle had the crowd up and jumping."

18👍 21👎