Benefits Day

A day in which you do little other than eat crisps (usually doritos), watch television (usually 'Dave') and masturbate; i.e. a day in which you live as though you were claiming benefits.

Alright mate, Wubu2?

Nothing much mate, just had a Benefits day!

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Benefit of the doubt

The resulting behavior after drinking a 12 pack or equivalant of alcohol.

Kevin gave the girl at the bar tonight the benefit of the doubt.

Kevin gave the pedestrians on his way home the benefit of the doubt. Some of them made it, some of them didn't.

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bullies with benefits

friends with benefits, except one of the friends bullies or beats up the other regularly.

friend 1: hey are they going out?
friend 2: naw they're just bullies with benefits, she beats the crap out of him.

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collateral benefit

Deriving intended or unintended advantage from a main-event happening.

He wrote a letter to the editor about the Vancouver June 2011 riots in which he mentioned how things were so different in 1972 when Canada beat USSR in the Summit Series and Asian-origin refugees from Uganda's Idi Amin got admitted to Canada as a collateral benefit of the euphoria. In doing this he subtly mentioned that the item had been covered in his forthcoming book on Uganda Asians, thus deriving collateral benefit for his publication.

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Friends with benefits

Andrew and Jenna

Man I wish I was like Andrew and Jenna, you know, friends with benefits.

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pension benefits

Pension benefits may be established when a couple breaks up but they continue to have repeated sexual encounters with eachother afterwards for an extended period of time until such time that either or both parties are in a new and exclusive relationship, although in many cases the benefits may continue even in such circumstances, where the benefits are held in a trust by and on behalf of either or both parties to be accessed under certain conditions (such as when in the future neither person is party to an exclusive relationship or when a recipient of the benefit is unaware that the other is in a relationship or when a particular fact does not exclude the entitlement to receive a benefit according to the rules of the benefits held in trust even if their behavior is slutty, promiscuous, and morally reprehensible).

Ryan: Alex, I'm breaking up with you.
Alex: okay.
Ryan: Let's fuck like rabbits!
Alex: Hell yeah, pension benefits!

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Military Benefits

When a thot puts on the traditional camo military uniform it instantly grants immunity to thot thrashings and forces everyone nearby to salute her.

X: Saw a thot yesterday.
Y: Did you give her a thot thrashing?
X: Nah I couldn't, she had Military Benefits. :(

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