pooft-her

A woman that has alot of gay/homosexual friends

person1 "i'm gonna go out with one of my friends tonight"
person2 "another gay one?"
person1 "yes"
person2"wow you're a real pooft-her!"

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wear her heart on her wall

1. to publicly expose one's emotions on one's facebook wall; a twist on the old phrase "wear your heart on your sleeve."
2. to communicate feelings and thoughts specific to one person by posting on one's facebook wall, knowing the specific person will see the post on his/her newsfeed

Suzie's facebook wall post: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

Mark: So, you and Suzie broke up, huh?
Johnny: How do you know that?
Mark: Well, she does tend to wear her heart on her wall.

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Her Strawberry

Sucking a Female P**sy

After the blowjob... I went for her strawberry

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liquor her up and lick her

when you take her out for drinks then preform oral sex after shes drunk

Gonna take Jenny out tonight, hopefully I can liquor her up and lick her.

kicked her in the box and shoved her

A rather bizarre expression used by everyone's favourite punk (?) rocker, Avril Lavigne, in an interview with Maxim magazine, in an attempt to show just how hardcore she is. As if the Budweiser drinking and hair wasn't enough! Incidentally, Maxim named the edition this interview took place in "Rocktober". Seriously.

Maxim: When was the last time you had to smack a bitch down?

Avril Lavigne: In a bar a few months ago. Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don't go looking for fights, but if someone pushes me, I'm not going to take it.

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her/him

That one person everyone has. Everyone has a her, a him, a she, a he. They might make that person's life hell or they might create heaven on earth.

I fell for her/him again.
He/she fucked up.

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her dryness

A self entitled decaying and dehydrated cunt who believes her ex-husband owes her everything.

After running her credit, the car sales man informed her dryness that the Lexus was out of the question. "But I get a huge amount of alimony, and besides, I DESERVE THIS", Mary explained. The sales man then added that the dead skunk odor wafting up between her legs probably had something to do with her being single and would also make any transaction impossible.

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