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Ronnie the Bear

The valiant warrior that fights alongside Harry Potter in "Wizard People, Dear Readers". Also known as Ron Weasel. Ronnie the Bear is a parody of Ron Weasley from the "Harry Potter" series.

Ronnie the Bear begins to dictate how the next couple of moves will happen. "Okay, listen up. I will take charge and make all the moves. You guys keep your mouths shut and keep outta my way. You act a rook, I guess, and, Harry, you act as a bishop." Harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares.
Every one of Ronnie the Bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine God creating, then you will have a beginning of an understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronnie's first move, knowing full well the challenge that he was about to face.

by Zeig Nein June 30, 2008

45๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cuddle Bear

The name you give to your partner when cuddling. The cuddle bear is warm and happy and enjoys spooning as well as many other cuddling positions.

Boy/Girlfriend: Wish I was with my cuddle bear, so warm so happy in my arms i love her.

by PuppyLuver666 November 25, 2014

21๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bear Five

The act of slapping two hands in the shape of bear claws together while emitting a "bear-like" sound. ie., "huhhhhhh", "ruahhhh", "growwwwl".

1) Joe: "Hey Ted, great game! Bear five up Top. Raowwwww"

2) Bill: "Hey dude, high five!"

Dude: "Screw that! It's bear five time."

Both: "Huahhhrowrr"

by BearFiveDude March 2, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bear Nap

a nap that consist of 3- 5 hours

ahh man i just took the biggest bear nap

by Ztheman02 October 27, 2008


Beeda Bear

A creature that is defined as having the following:

One small eye and one big eye.

One small ear and one big ear.

And a blue nose.

Beeda Bear is the idea that human affliction will end.

Genocide is horrible, the right to life should be a natural born right to everyone. When genocide ends that'll be beeda bear.

by K.C.F April 14, 2010


Bear Peen

while getting your bare penis touch by a red headed female

Pierce vaughn got some bear peen from a red head

by BearPeen February 6, 2011


Yogi Bear

A cartoon from the Cartoon Network program: Hanna Barbera. The show features Yogi. A bear who wears a green hat and a green tie. Yogi is well-known for stealing food from visitors at Jellystone Park. Apparently, Yogi doesn't seem to care about what food items he steals (from stacks of hot-dogs to bowls of ice cream). Yogi also has a short sidekick, who is also a bear, but wears a blue bowtie. His name is Boo-Boo.

Yogi and Boo-Boo go on various adventures around Jellystone Park. However, Boo-Boo warns Yogi about the consequences of having to face the park ranger whenever he gets in trouble. It is unknown about why Yogi steals food for the heck of it. He is also in a relationship with a female bear named Cindy. She does not seem to like the idea of Yogi stealing food 24/7. Meanwhile, the park ranger tries to stop Yogi from stealing food in various ways as the show goes on.

Me: Hey. You wanna go to Jellystone Park? It's 85 degrees outside and it's sunny

Friend: Sure! Let's grab some picnic food and go! And lets not forget our tennis equipment

At the park...

Me: *Eating a PB and Jelly sandwich* Mmm! This is good!

Friend: We should come here more often. Don't you think?

Me: Hell yeah!

*Yogi Bear shows up*

Yogi: Hiya, ladies! Could you offer me some of your food?

Me: Is that a talking bear?

Friend: ?

by JellyBean600 June 14, 2018