wizard food

any items refering to drugs and other bad stuff, i.e. pills, weed, heroin, cocaine, etc.

"i had such a rogh day at the office, some wizard food will settle my nerves."

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Stunt Food

A type of Entree, Snack, Dessert that you see on Instagram, Snapchat, YouTube that looks very appealing and delicious but in reality taste is very generic. A lot of Stunt Food tends to look appetizing and brings attention to the dish when overall the taste proportion and flavor doesn’t match how the meal, dessert looks like it should taste.

Eric: I want to try that new Waffle-Ice cream-Cereal tower I saw on tiktok.
Thomas: Dude you do know that’s Stunt Food right? You’re seriously going to pay $30 to taste something that taste the exact same at the grocery store?

Eric: Yeah you’re right nvm-

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Dog fooding

Alternate form of dogfood. Refers to the practice of expecting software developers to use the products they produce.

Our software has had fewer bugs since our programmers embraced dog fooding.

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Food anxiety

Where you eat a meal and feel like shit so you panic yourself that you'll get sick and throw up and make a complete fool out of yourself

After I ate at the pizza place last night on my date I started getting food anxiety. So embarassing

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food tease

When a woman promises you that she will go out for a big unhealthy meal and then at the last minute backs out because she doesn’t want to get fat.

Did you hear what Jenn did to Joe? They were supposed to go out for pulled pork and then backed out at the last minute. What a food tease.

German food

Ugandan food made from German tourists

Ugandan 1: I'm making German food.

Ugandan 2: German food?

Ugandan 1: Yeah. We found German tourists, we're cooking them.

Ugandan 2: Ohhh. Very, very good. Delicious. Save me the head like Predator.

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food burp

When you eat a little too much, then you burp after ,or during, your meal and some of the food you just ate comes back up.

John: Oh man, I think I ate too much
Mark: How do you know?
John: Well my stomach hurts and I just had a food burp.
Mark: Oh man you ate way too much