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Aging Emo

An aging emo is basically an emo who now knows they were pathetic as fuck but is still too emo to quite get over their newfound deeper selfhatred so now the aging emo will act like a fucking cunt to compensate

Symptoms of an aging emo include:

>acting like an asshole
>internet trolling
>picking on younger emos out of resentment
>hating the fuck out of most other emos
>hating anyone that shows excessive emotion
>wearing band tees and skinny jeans but insisting you're not emo
>sporting scars but swearing you're not emo
>being a /b/tard

Wow that post was edgy must've been in aging emo

by XxxMiseryxxX July 25, 2016

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Ags Prod

An AGS prod is someone who PKs at edgeville in bh on Runescape. They can't pk for shit but think that because they kill someone with the most overpowered weapon in the game they can.

Person 1:"Oh dude that guy is such a AGS prod."
Person 2:"Who?"
Person 3:"Kenste."

by iVU June 13, 2010

42πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Age regression

Age regression is when someone has the mentality of a younger age than their genuine age. This could happen involuntary due to (childhood) trauma and/or a brain injury/damage. Or voluntary as a coping mechanism and way of relaxation. Common signs in kids include a little-age between 1 and 3, thumb sucking, crawling, etc. Common signs in teens include a little-age of 1-12, gibberish or pitched voice, sensitiveness, interest for things meant for kids, etc. Common signs in adults could include a little-age of 1-20, any of the called symptoms depending on age, etc. Adults could also be regressed back to their teenage years instead of their childhood. The younger someone’s mentality is drifted, the more they are in need of a caregiver (to be taken care of).

β€œTommy is five, why is he still sucking his thumb?”
β€œHis parents are divorced. He is acting like a baby because it has put a lot of stress on him.”

β€œWhy does that boy act so childish?”
β€œHe has the mentality of an 11 year old due to childhood trauma, because he got bullied in his past. It is called age regression, he is basically regressing.”

by Flowerboy10 May 26, 2022

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Age Fluid

A DISGUSTING 'part of the Lgbt+ community' (its not its really not) tbis is an excuse for paedophilia. Smh.

Peson 1: Isnt bob a little old for Emily.
Persson 2: oh no its fine he's Age fluid

by My sisters an annoying biatch December 24, 2020

68πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Tittie Age

The age of a woman you decide based on the size of her breasts.

She may be only 13 but her Tittie Age is 14 or 15

by Student of Bedford Academy July 28, 2009

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


TS;AG

Too slow; Already Googled

"Hey check this out <link>"
"TL;DR"
"wut?"
"TL;DR"
"TS;AG"
"what?"

by lolgator April 14, 2010

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


dog's age

A country term referring to a period of time roughly equal to 10-15 years, but really just means a long time. Similar to coon's age.

(From "The Waterboy")
Mama: "Why you home so early, my precious angel?"
Bobby Boucher: "Mama, somethin' bad
happened today."
Mama: "Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt
you? You tell Mama who hurt you."
Bobby Boucher: "Nobody, Mama. It's just that...I lost my position as the team's
water distribution engineer."
Mama: "Why, that's the best news I've heard in a dog's age. Now you be able to spend your days at home where you belong."

by Nicholas D March 17, 2009

45πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž