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A girl who is very interesting, other known as “mortal x-face” but don’t tell anyone about that. Shes a full-time Keigo Takami simp and draws at 4am in the morning. She likes being called ugly and strives to be as ugly as possible. She falls in love too fast.
Jianna Alexa once said: “You better stop making jokes about Huening Kai’s dad because soon before you know it, he could be your father in-law.”
your typical white girl that thinks she’s ugly even when she’s not. often in toxic relationships when they know they deserve much better. their companions often have chodes. alexa reyes’s often have nice, milky, and hairy tits.
Wow! Alexa Reyes is whiter than paper!
1. a purple backpack in which contains an exotic print to qualify as of having an 'indie'-like style
2. a Jansport backpack owned by Alexa, who will claw your face off while ignoring your screams if you do not like this backpack, afterward feeding the remains to nearby pigeons as she laughs psychotically in the background
"Hey, Alexa! I see you bought a new backpack."
"Hey, Alex, and yeah, I did! What do you think?"
"Oh, well, it's okay. It's pretty cool."
"Pretty cool?"
"Well yeah, I mea--"
"HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE MY BACKPACK!?"
"I--"
"I'LL MAKE YOUR DEATH LOOK LIKE A TRAGIC SUICIDAL INCIDENT!!!"
~*~
"Hey, man. Did you hear about what happened to Alex after she said that she didn't love Alexa's Backpack?"
"I don't repeat such things, Samantha. Never again."
"But--"
"Never again."
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a girl who looks like a five year old but in actuallity is sixteen who live in Missouri and rotates custody between sisters in Wisconsin and Minnesota.
That girl is definately an alexa
She is an alexa fo show
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As with most recent porno strumpets, Alexa's not shy about delving into heated back door boffing, and many of her best scenes feature some quite randy rump roasting. Measurements: 34D-24-36
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she looks like a hammerhead that smells like she hasn’t showered 4 daysss. she acts lesbian and sucks toes
ewwww it’s alexa chink !! she smells
Alexa Broon is a nerdy boy. He is very intelligent but incredibly socially awkward and has zero common sense. He also likes to blow Donald Trump.
Girl: Do you know who Alexa Broon is?
Boy: No...
Girl: He didn't eat lunch because he was playing Magic