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The winner of American Idol who melts the hearts of millions and apparently,because of his looks and voice.
fan of kris allen:woah,kris allen is a hottie!
wife:duh,thats because he's straight!
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A singer who not only has made ska credible again, but has also made a new fashion style which combines cheap jewellery, feminine dresses, lots of make up and trainers. Her album, 'Alright, Still' is actually very good, combining rock steady, ska, pop and garage. I hope she goes far.
Lily Allen: A fashion icon, and I hope she becomes sucsessful. She deserves to.
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The best man you'll ever meet. He'll stay up with you, play games with you and love you endlessly. He's the kind of guy you dream of every night and wish to be with.
"Life without a Derek is a life without happiness" - Anonymous
Joe: Hey girl, wanna hit me up for the best time of your life?
Girl: Nah, I'm too blinded by Derek Allen to see anyone else.
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When you look at a girl and she is quite fit for an ugly bird, just like celebrity Lilly Allen
Whilst cruising in the pimped out Nova, SammyA spys a pair of ladies shaking all they have on the pavement...
SammyA "Geez Ed, i don't fancy yours much!"
Ed McD "I know what you mean playa, but i think she's a bit Lilly Allen"
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A real man with a huge thick long beautiful cock, that likes penetrating old rich businessmen.
Bob: "I would like to order a micah allen for the night."
Pimp:" I will send my biggest man sir for $1000."
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Allen quist
1. Politician
2. Current republican favorite for GoP
3. Man who believes dinosaurs and man co-existed and that there is scientific proof of dragons.
Republican: Vote for allen quist
Sane human being: Isn't he the guy who believes in dragons?
Republican: Of course everyone knows dragons and gods are real
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Not only the actor in Home Improvement, but he voice acts Buzz Lightyear...to infinity, and beyond!!!
Tim Allen pwns your freaking ass!
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