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A sussy baka whos drunk asf and want more wives than Bartholomew and loves seggs
The angy drunk man tries to find a girl at the bar the angy drunk man walks in the bar and finds himself a beautiful young waman he talks to her and he says " have seggs with me" with his luscious lips and then she says "yes ofc angy drunk man" she bends down and takes off the angy drunk mans jeans and then slides down the angy drunk mans boxers but all she found was....WAS A VAGINA. the lady gasp, but then she started poking the pussy and had fun for the rest of the night. in the morning the so called angy drunk man said to the lady "im sorry for lying my name's elle do u wanna date me?" elle says. "ofc and my names kyndra" and they lived happily seggsly after
Shes the reason why I breath. She makes my heart whole. I love the way she does everything. I live the way she looks. I love her personality, like how shes a people person and she cares about people a lot. I could go on for more but I think that would be a novel.
- Elliot Del Cristo, her soon-to-be husband.
I Love Angie, maybe a little too much <33
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A term used when you don't know who your baby daddy is and it could be any/all of the guys at your school because you slept with just about all of them.
Melissa: I'm pregnant but I don't know who it is...
Ryan: Well maybe you should have had all those one night stands with those guys!
Melissa: It wasn't that many...
Ryan: You slept with almost all of them, it could be any of them... You have Angie's Baby Daddy!
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Running around with Angie is a great way to burn those carbs. Running around with Angie will benefit your life in soooo MANY ways. You’ll love running around with Angie!
“Running is so boring..”
“Running around with Angie isn’t!”
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Rolling Joints with Angie is soooo much fun! Getting high with those BIG eyes. Rolling Joints with Angie will get you floating around in the sky and you’ll even see seagull up there. Don’t forget spinning around while Rolling Joints with Angie happens! To spot Rolling Joints with Angie just spot a demented big eyed blonde chick rolling joints and go join it!
“Dude where were you all day?”
“Man I was Rolling Joints with Angie!”
“Aww man that sounds lit invite me next time!”
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They're the type of person to fuck your dog, kill your family, sacrifise your mum to the devils, terrorize an orphanage and fuck your dog again.
They're also a gay asf 13yo moderator on KyndraHq's server.
"I fucked 30 dogs yesterday!"
"Omg you're souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man uwu!"
to grab an ass of a girl named angie
dude it i can twait till friday it’s national grab angie’s ass day
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