Cristo

Cool and sexy (usually danish)guy, who likes to have fun and is a nice person and takes care of people. He always watches out for people's feelings, he is also a good comedian. Everyone loves him all who don't can be defined as Otsirc, the exact opposite of a Cristo.

Oh, John your a cristo!

Your a cristo mate, you really are.

Thanks for the help, you can consider yourself a cristo

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Cristo

(v) to pad one's writing with unnecessary adjectives in order to increase the word count, such as in The Count of Monte Cristo

I needed to write two thousand words for my essay but only came up with one thousand, so I just cristoed the shit out of it.

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Cristo

Used to describe someone who is bad or has failed at something in the game Overwatch.

Bro this guy is fucking cristo, hes no man bladed 3 times in a row.
Dude did you see that noon? It was fucking cristo!

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Cristo

Has a very big dick he can fuck any bitch he wants he a pimp and he aint scared of no one

This is how to be a cristo

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Mannaggia Cristo

It's an italian exclamation used when people are angry, scaried and similar . It is a General insult to Christ, and it's similar to porco dio, mannaggia la madonna, dio cane.

examples :
-"Mannaggia Cristo è finita la benzina della macchina!" ("Mannaggia Cristo the car's gasoline is over!")
-quando torni a casa da lavoro ed è in ifamme: "Mannaggia Cristo !"(when you come back from office to home and your house is in flame:"Mannaggia Cristo !")

monte cristo

Denotes a sex act whereby one coats thier cock in raspberry jam and ass fucks another person.

This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.

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cristo morto

Typical italian expression used to emphasise the fact that something bad happened to you.
In Italy it's used in every region,especially in Veneto and in the southern regions.
If u meet someone related to the catholicism ,''Cristo morto'' is a nice expressiopn to greet them and get in a relationship with them.

''Piove,Cristo morto''
''It rains,damn it''

''Che bella giornata,Cristo morto''
''What a nice day''

''Cristo morto che male al piede!''
''Ouch!My feet!''

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