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the act of a man straitening a paper clip and then inserting the newly straitened paper clip into the hole of the penis. It was originally thought by the Incan tribes to be a way to prevent your penis from being possessed by dick devils. This method was proven in 2002 by Dr. Lutz Von Bruno wermenscteidgen to also slow down offortodonperontitis, a naturally ocurring phenomena where in your penis explodes because of too much dairy product consumption
i was mad that ma bitch dumped ma buhlack ass so i gave myself an Arizona chocolate bible
Its a good thing Bill gave himself an Arizona chocolate bible or he would've been possessed by dick devils
Its a good thing Bill gave himself an Arizona chocolate bible or he would've developed offortodonperontitis
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Arizona State University (also referred to as ASU, or Arizona State) is the largest public research university in the United States. ASU is spread across four campuses in the Phoenix Metropolitan Area.
ASU was founded in 1885 as the Tempe Normal School for the Arizona Territory in Tempe, Arizona. In 1945, the school came under control of the Arizona Board of Regents and was renamed "Arizona State College."In 1958, a statewide ballot measure renamed the school "Arizona State University." From its original campus in Tempe, ASU expanded in 1984, establishing the West campus in northwest Phoenix, followed by the 1996 addition of the Polytechnic campus in eastern Mesa and the 2006 addition of the Downtown Phoenix campus. All four campuses are accredited as a single institution by the Higher Learning Commission.
I attend Arizona State University.
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The best school in the State of Arizona. Pre-gaming for the Pre-game, Pool parties, a mere 4 hours from Mexico, 6 hours from LA, and 5 from Vegas. Hottest guys, most beautiful girls, and the crazuest place to goto school!
Arizona State University: Our thursday night is your spring break.
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When diligently performing oral sex on a limp penis until frustration, resembling a hungry bird trying to pull a stubborn worm out of the ground.
"If you don't take your VIAGRA, I will look like an arizona early bird!" She complained.
the best damn arizona drink out there
hey have you tried arizona mucho mango
yes its the best flavor
The process of smashing your left testicle against your right, thus creating a testicular Newton's cradle.
Dude what's he doing with his nuts?
I think he's doing an arizona ballsack smash.
When a group of men form a circle that faces magnetic north and reach-around jerk each other off while rubbing a piece of ice on the back of each other's necks.
"Last night we did The Arizona Arctic Circle and it was intense, one guy got nerve damage from frosbite on his neck"