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When you promise your load to a willing little whore, then go back on your word, lay on your back, throw your legs behind your head, and bust on your own face. You commit treason on yourself.
Nancy sure was surprised when instead of giving her a facial as usual, I rolled over and gave myself a Benedict Arnold Bath.
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Trent Alexander Arnold is the name of an English footballer. He is extremely good and extremely hot!!
Girl 1: "have you seen Trent Alexander-Arnold new insta post?
Girl 2: yes, Trent is so hot!!
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The act of tea bagging someone while simultaneously squeezing lemon juice on their face.
In order to spice things up in the bedroom he gave his girlfriend an Arnold "Arnie" Palmer.
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when you tie your jumper/ jacket around your waist
brought back by the band propa kickin super rad =
ali ♥
(he like to hey arnold it up back to front)
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A phrase to criticise someone who has betrayed you. Derived from 'eggs benedict', a way of preparing eggs, and 'Benedict Arnold', an American general who defected to the British during the Revolutionary War.
She just made eggs benedict arnold.
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when making a basic arnold palmer, instead of adding the ratio amount of lemonade to the iced tea, one substitutes the lemonade with one’s own urine.
Daniel couldn’t believe the sharp taste of the arnold palmer he had been fed. Unbeknownst to him, Brent had actually fed him an arnold palmer extreme with Brent’s own pee!
A scenario where a person tries to better a shitty situation but makes so many poor and bizarre decisions that they end up in an even worse situation.
John: Hey bro, did you hear about Mike? He was frustrated with the fact he had a hard time keeping it up so he took some Viagra and had to go to the hospital after it didn't go back down.
Jake: Bruh, what a Benedict Arnold Moment.