Did I ask?

The most annoying answer in the existence of the scientific universe.

Jimmy: My house got robbed yesterday, we're trying to find the-
Michael: Damn that's crazy bro, but did I ask?

biting into my ask

When a task at hand takes up time that you would normally reserve for browsing Ask.com.

Can we get this done and over with? It's biting into my ask.

Go Ask Alice

A book describing a teenage girl's experiences with various drugs and typical teenage problems, i.e. sex, running away, etc. A very good book, albeit it doesn't really help people fear drugs. In fact, several of my friends and I have told each other that it actually makes us want to do drugs.

After reading "Go Ask Alice," Kate and I are trying LSD. Dylan and I are planning on hitchhiking somewhere. Our lives, are fucked, to put it bluntly.
...it's still a good book.

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did i ask

a phrase commonly used by people who don’t have a comeback for an argument or just want to annoy another person. did i ask will never be funny.

p1: i have something to tell you..
p2: did i ask

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Did i ask?

When someone tells you something totally irrelevant to the conversation. Also one of the meanings for the acronym ask.

*Talking about new appartment*
Person 1: "Did you know that the stork is the national animal of Denmark?"
Person 2 : "Umm, did i ask?"

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ask your mother

What your father will innevitably say when you beg for something, especially since your mother is the one that will most certainly say no.

Son: Ho, Dad, can I take the car for bit? I'm gonna hang around town with some friends, we need a ride.

Father: Ask your mother.

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Ask a punk

Instead of an adress written on a flyer to the punk rock gig; it will say "ask a punk". Through this the spot wont get burned out, and only real punk rockers will be there; excluding all posers.

Poser: Where is the punk rock gig at, the flyer says to ask a punk. Guy: Well than go ask a punk.. Poser: But i dont know any punk rockers.. Guy: Well i guess your not going...

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