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There are 2 types of Melbourne Aussies
1: Eshay, If u cross their path then get ready to get rolled by sum old fuckin 13-16 yr old lad wearing Tns and desginer clothes carrying a fuckin Katana or a pocket knife.EETSWA!!
2. Ur good old Aussie kid
Daniel: Oi cunt give us ur shoes
Person: Nah fam
Daniel: Oi cunts lets roll em
Person: Oh shit i hate Melbs Aussie
(Carnigie, Daniel, Luke and the gang procced to bash sum cunts)
Alexander Tito is the full time G.O.A.T he will steal your girl and her best friend
Bro why you being a “Aussie Don”? My bad I didn’t mean to steal your girl shiiii ain’t my fault
A White Australian that skins been burnt by the intense Australian Sun conditions.
Oi mate you see that white Australian over there his Aussie White
A very rare occurrence many people only come across a few times in their life
Person 1: hey look its a good aussie high schooler
Person 2: My god...
When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,
Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai
"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."
Aussie Anal is The notion of fuckin a hot blonde aussie chick while screamin really racist nazi qotes in a really aussie accent
A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.
Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.