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One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.
BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?
BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.
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n. A person who attempts to engage in anal intercourse with an unsuspecting victim; usually found lurking closely behind people.
"eat monkey shit you boner peddling backstage bandit"
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While receiving a blow job you cum in her eyes and steal her purse.
If you need further explanation you're probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.
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One who often obtains sex for himself in a quick or mischievious manner.
see also "steal it"
That Nick Yurick is a sex bandit.
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A thief who steals the wallet out of his victims' back pocket, while the victim is using a urinal in a public restroom.
Phil: "Man, my wallet was just stolen in the men's room!
Chris: "Dude, you really gotta watch out for those Piss Bandits.
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The Tendie bandit is a person who goes around and steals chicken nuggets whilst the owner of said nuggets are away or sleeping
John is such a Tendie Bandit I was saving those nuggets for later
A place that is not the killing house. A place that is unlike goimg on a windy walk. A place where you have to rush in or go sneaky-beaky like. But most importantly, a place where you shoot everything that moves in the name of King and Country. Also known as South Armagh, Northern Ireland.
"Remember! This is bandit country. Shoot everything that moves."