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One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.
BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?
BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.
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n. A person who attempts to engage in anal intercourse with an unsuspecting victim; usually found lurking closely behind people.
"eat monkey shit you boner peddling backstage bandit"
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While receiving a blow job you cum in her eyes and steal her purse.
If you need further explanation you're probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.
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One who often obtains sex for himself in a quick or mischievious manner.
see also "steal it"
That Nick Yurick is a sex bandit.
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A thief who steals the wallet out of his victims' back pocket, while the victim is using a urinal in a public restroom.
Phil: "Man, my wallet was just stolen in the men's room!
Chris: "Dude, you really gotta watch out for those Piss Bandits.
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The Tendie bandit is a person who goes around and steals chicken nuggets whilst the owner of said nuggets are away or sleeping
John is such a Tendie Bandit I was saving those nuggets for later
A Thick Bandit is often reference to the large female in the herd. She will tend to be more dominant, and more likely to perform exotic mating rituals with the male, and often times and added female.
"Did you see that Thick Bandit last night? Yeah, I took one for the team, took her home...and she destroyed me!"
"Mike was wing manning for a buddy, and ended up with the Thick Bandit...He'll never be the same."
"Had a thick bandit last night, and she let me go for the dog in a bathtub."