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The unfortunate collection of lint and fur found in an old man's belly button.
When dad took off his shirt at the beach, it looked like the Yarn Barn was having a sidewalk sale.
Very charismatic actor and SkyEng youtube channel host.
- What was the name of "Amerikashka" from SkyEng?
- Ah, you must be talking about Daniel Barnes!
...Des eating salad at party while everyone else on the table are eating meat, fish...
Gian: Des, what are you having?
Des: Salad.
Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.
Barn Whip is a rare martial/melee weapon with particularly disgusting traits most notably discussed in Dungeons and Dragons.
Name: Barn Whip
Damage: 1d6 slashing
Weight: 3 lb.
Properties: Finesse, Reach
Whip also inflicts +3 necrotic damage
Inflicted must roll saving throw of 10+ or also be affected by +1 poison damage per turn for 5 turns.
Lore: Whip made originally from the soiled panties/underwear of prostitutes and extended with the panties/underwear of all of its previous wielders tied together. To wield it, you must add to it.
Guard 1: The prisoner has been acting like an absolute ass hole today.
Guard 2: Give him 10 lashes with the Barn Whip, that'll teach him!
Guard 1: You're totally right! I don't even want to touch that thing!
According New-Zealanders, Welsh and French, worst referee of all times. Very known for his (little) mistakes during the match between France and New Zealand in 2007 and to have let the Six Nations Match between France and Wales dure 100 minutes.
According him, forward passes, repetitive faults, bites or lies are right.
He also doesn't know the concept of "penalty try".
Considered as one of the best rugby referee by the IRB, which is certainly right, because the only reasons of his fame are his mistakes
Wayne Barnes isn't considered as the best rugby referee by some persons. This is an euphemism.
Kind at first then will eventually become a snake and ruin girls lives
No bro, don’t trust him he’s such a Marco Barnes
An awesome dude that is NOT gay and is a good friend
That person is a Tristan Barnes