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when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.
friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML
When she sucks your dick to clean it free of sexual juices and remnants after having sex.
I got my $5 worth with that filthy prostitute last night. I filled her full for not and she gave me a lip bath before I was on my way.
You mom gives the best lip baths braaaaahhhh. She’s very thorough.
shooting cum on your partner's toes
I gave her a piggie bath before she put on her heels.
boiling large amounts of water to add to water in the bath to have warm enough water to bathe. Used when one's hot water heater is broken.
My deadbeat landlord won't come to fix my water heater so I have to take a hillbilly bath.
A common way to commit suicide; Simply put a toaster in your bathtub
Kid: go kommit toaster bath
Me: ok *cries*
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Sharting in the bath making a cloud of brown poop water
Carla bring me a towel, I’ve got diarrhea and now I’m in a pudding bath
When a group of family members take a bath together to avoid wasting water.
Both brothers and sisters bathe together and share a bathroom with eachother.
It's a group of poor kids in dirty bathwater taking a bath together in a room the size of a closet.
Mama Sherly screamed get in the bath kids, it's time for your monthly village bath.