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When you did the nature in the woods, and are desperate for a commode application...nothing beats soft bear fur...
Jack crapped in the woods..and there was nothing else around than a sleeping bear. Poor Jack, may he never have to wipe his arse in Heaven.
Ever wondered why bears are brown?
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The name you give to your partner when cuddling. The cuddle bear is warm and happy and enjoys spooning as well as many other cuddling positions.
Boy/Girlfriend: Wish I was with my cuddle bear, so warm so happy in my arms i love her.
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The act of slapping two hands in the shape of bear claws together while emitting a "bear-like" sound. ie., "huhhhhhh", "ruahhhh", "growwwwl".
1) Joe: "Hey Ted, great game! Bear five up Top. Raowwwww"
2) Bill: "Hey dude, high five!"
Dude: "Screw that! It's bear five time."
Both: "Huahhhrowrr"
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a nap that consist of 3- 5 hours
ahh man i just took the biggest bear nap
A creature that is defined as having the following:
One small eye and one big eye.
One small ear and one big ear.
And a blue nose.
Beeda Bear is the idea that human affliction will end.
Genocide is horrible, the right to life should be a natural born right to everyone. When genocide ends that'll be beeda bear.
while getting your bare penis touch by a red headed female
Pierce vaughn got some bear peen from a red head
A cartoon from the Cartoon Network program: Hanna Barbera. The show features Yogi. A bear who wears a green hat and a green tie. Yogi is well-known for stealing food from visitors at Jellystone Park. Apparently, Yogi doesn't seem to care about what food items he steals (from stacks of hot-dogs to bowls of ice cream). Yogi also has a short sidekick, who is also a bear, but wears a blue bowtie. His name is Boo-Boo.
Yogi and Boo-Boo go on various adventures around Jellystone Park. However, Boo-Boo warns Yogi about the consequences of having to face the park ranger whenever he gets in trouble. It is unknown about why Yogi steals food for the heck of it. He is also in a relationship with a female bear named Cindy. She does not seem to like the idea of Yogi stealing food 24/7. Meanwhile, the park ranger tries to stop Yogi from stealing food in various ways as the show goes on.
Me: Hey. You wanna go to Jellystone Park? It's 85 degrees outside and it's sunny
Friend: Sure! Let's grab some picnic food and go! And lets not forget our tennis equipment
At the park...
Me: *Eating a PB and Jelly sandwich* Mmm! This is good!
Friend: We should come here more often. Don't you think?
Me: Hell yeah!
*Yogi Bear shows up*
Yogi: Hiya, ladies! Could you offer me some of your food?
Me: Is that a talking bear?
Friend: ?