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The things women use to attract the wrong kind of attention and then get mad at guys when they get exactly what they set out for.
Sue was out clubbing with the girls wearing the tightest, lowest, tank top she could find. Then she complained after that all the guys there were animals because all they did was stare at her boobs.
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Comfortable and squishy easy to cope with grips that boys tends to cling on to when boning their girlfriends especially when they are on their knees and hands and your behing them thrusting.
Your boobs made the night babe.
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Things that can get a guy horny if they are naked.
My boobs are double d's. When i lift up my shirt all the boys suck my nipples.
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mighty weapons, that are given to women by the gods, so they can use them to control men.
(almost) every girl receives them, around the age of 12.
some women have received bigger 'boobs', wich work even better for controling men.
girl: 'i will show you my boobs, if you get me the concert tickets i asked for'
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A Pair of beautiful round-like objects, that makes men go like:
"HOLY KOALA POPSICKLE FUCKS!!!"
And the undeniable proof of that the world is not as twisted as it seems.
(By the way for you women out there, watch out for guys, they seem to have large attraction to boobs, especially if they are big.)
Horny Guy: Man, did you see our new teacher? She has some impressive boobs!
Guy: Yeah, I like big boobs.
Horny Guy: Who doesn't?
Guy: Gays...?
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2 big (or small) flobs of fat with dots on them of which men are obsessed with and women use the to get their way.
also after playing with them in sex and you have kids milky come out to feed your kid.
boooooobbbbiiiieeeeeezzzz *drool*
yum boobs
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The act of breast feeding an infant or older
I walked through the door to see my wife boobing the baby.
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