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To Super Bruce something is to have a job at a low paying store and work as hard as you possibly can, so hard that your co-workers believe you do cocaine before work to get extra wired. If you are Super Brucing something you cannot take a break till the job is done, and you have to work as hard as physically possible.
Shawn:I Sure Super Bruced that Coke to the shelf Eh?
Brandon: Yeah that was real fast
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wasted the most talented US soccer team in history at the 2006 World Cup, finishing last in its group.
Landon Donovan's skills were wasted by US coach Bruce Arena, who only went with one striker deep into the second half of a game the US needed two goals to win.
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Instead of the white guy who has the hot Asian girlfriend it's the vice versa with an Asian guy who has a hot white girlfriend.
"Dude is that your girlfriend over there?"
"Nah dude not the Asian one, the white one over there."
"Dude...that's your girlfriend?!?!"
"Ya I know, I Bruce Lee'd that shit!"
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A sexy act; a term to describe the rapid fingering sensation a man conducts on a woman. The man must at the same time emit a loud super saiyan sound like the famous martial arts legend Bruce Lee.
Christian: Hey bro, how was your night with Olivia?
Akilan: Too good man, I Bruce Leed her!
Christian: Wait, you did what!?
Akilan: I fingered her at such a high velocity and cried out like the legendary Bruce Lee himself *WhoOoOyaAaaA*!!!
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A devilishly attractive and brilliant scientist with boiling green anger issues. Proudest wearer of The Purple Shirt of Sex, and shy lover of Tony Stark, aka Iron Man.
Expert in Gama Radiation,
fearful of The Hulk.
Sex.
Do you ship Science Bros? Tony Stark and Bruce Banner are totally my OTP.
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A great actor who is very successful at playing a wide variety of characters. Best known for his roles in Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, and Armageddon.
"Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker!"
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1. A great artist who writes and sings some of the best music the world has ever known.
2. Also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates.
Kerry: "Oh shit! We got the Springsteen endorsement...talk about the kiss of death!"
KerryAide: "Don't worry sir...I'll get him on the phone and see if I can get him to back Bush"
Springsteen's Answering Machine: "..yeah..this is Bruce..what the fuck do YOU want..I can't come to the phone right now...I'm to busy hating myself...leave a fucking message"
Beeeeppp.
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