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When you grow facial hair that's not quite a beard, but not quite stubble. Personified by Jersey's Hero Bruce Springsteen and imitated by Singer Songwriter's World Wide.
Can also be used as a verb (Sprinsteening) when someone is in the phase between beard and stubble.
Hipster in Austin Texas - Dude, you're totally Springsteening your way into being a Beard Rocker.
Lonesome Folk Guitar Player - Yeah, I've been trimming my Springsteen down in the hopes of achieving more indie cred.
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A sexual act wherein one party slides across a slick surface into sexual congress with the other.
After watching the Superbowl Halftime Show, Timmy waxed up the kitchen floor and Springsteened Susan all night long.
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(noun): a term used to describe the visible outline of male genitalia in excessively tight jeans. Often perpetrated by hipsters, emo's and other such fashion forward individuals.
"Check out the springsteen on that asshat. He def had a bar mitzvah."
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To place one's crotch in close proximity to another person's face. As Bruce Springsteen did to a cameraman and the world during the Super Bowl XLIII half-time show.
My boss just Springsteened me! He spent the entire meeting standing directly in front of me. For the entire meeting all I could see was his crotch!
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average highschool boy: if she breathe, she a thot
springsteen: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
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The act of someone canceling an event, an event in which thousands of people (former fans) paid a large sum of money, and, or sexual favors to attend. Getting Springsteened can also refer to someone ditching plans made with you after you already paid for it. Generally involves a musician whose ego is the size of the fucking Hindenburg, caring little about the fans who have nothing to do with the legislature they want to protest.
ex. 1
Mike: "Hey, man, how was that Pearl Jam concert at Walnut Creek last night?"
Alex: "I didn't get to go! Vedder and Pearl Jam fucking Springsteened on us.."
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Mike: "Hey, Jordan, how was the movies with you and that girl last night?"
Jordan: "She didn't even show man, I had already bought the tickets on Fandango and everything!"
Mike: "Damn, brother, I hate to hear you got Springsteened last night."
Bruce Springsteen, Maroon5, Pearl Jam, Ringo Starr, Pretentious, Cocksuckers, HB2 GTHC
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"can i borrow a springsteen?"
"no, you can't."
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