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Outcome of an event in which you think that there is "no way in hell" that the said outcome could have happened. Similar events happen often in CoD games and are applauded as shows of skill more often than not.
In reality, for such events not to be considered results of luck, they must be replicated at least twice under the same circumstances. Only then may the event be said to require skill.
Dude 1: Woah! 360 no scope through TWO solid walls!
Dude 2: Can you do it again
Dude 1: Hell Yeah, watch this.....
*doesn't happen rest of game*
Dude 2: Looks like it was just luck, thats the Call of Duty effect for ya.
Dude 1: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
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When your Girlfriend gives you Head while playing Call Of Duty on Team Death Match..........and you forget to turn the head seat off!!!
"Dude, I totally suck up behind her with Ninja on and sprayed her. It's cool, I had my Silencer equipped, Radar jammer and Hard line equipped
Last night my old lady sucked my balls while playing Call of Duty!!!
I got me some Call of Duty Bootie!!!
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When you are playing Call of Duty, and you have to do something else, like school or work, and you tell yourself "One more match" after every match, but always find an excuse to play another, and another, and another, etc. Time loses all meaning while in this loop.
THE CALL OF DUTY INFINITE LOOP:
Man, I need to go to work. But I didn't do so good that
match, just one more then I'm done...
====TEN MINUTES LATER====
Alright! 33-4! I'm on a roll, can't stop now!!!
====TEN MINUTES LATER====
Damn, team lost that time. Gotta avenge that loss!
====TEN MINUTES LATER====
Ok...that's it, time to go to wo...oh, a party invite....maybe just one more match.....
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A piece of shit game that nobody wants; A game that is going to end call of duty once and for all; A futuristic Call of Duty that takes place in space
nick: Have you heard of call of duty infinite warfare?
Kevin: Yeah, but it looks like a terrible game.
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Terms named after killstreak rewards in MW2 that relate to taking a dump.
Well here it goes:
Airdrop: Taking a dump without your cheeks hitting the toilet seat; ideal for public restrooms
Sentry Gun: Shitting small pieces really fast, so it resembles the bullets of a turret.
Predator Missile: A really long piece of shit that comes down fast, usually leaving 'splash damage'
Emergency Airdrop: More than one piece of shit taken without sitting on the toilet seat.
Stealth Bomber: 'Silent but deadly'. Made no sound at all, but completely shook up the toilet.
EMP: Clogging the toilet so that it does not work, disabling it.
Tactical Nuke: Taking the most vile sounding shit that makes the whole toilet brown, including the rim. It clogs the toilet, and usually includes diarrhea, chunks, and leaves the washroom unusable for days.
Dude. I just nuked the toilet yesterday.
WTF? John, you've been smoking too much weed
No not this time, I'm referring to the Call of Duty: Toilet Terms
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A disease often plagueing most males aged 12-43 years of age. Comonly caused by campers, noob tubers and spawn killers. Disease causes its victom to scream at the tv in a loud and relentless manner in hopes that the person or persons of the opposing team will hear his crys and change their low down dirty playing tactics or possibly put down their controller and jump from a very high ledge.
TV Noise: *Thunk....boom*
Victom:Mother fucking cock whore bitch jew!!
TV Picture: Man spawns and is immediately sniped out
Victom:I just fucking spawned no fucking way ass shit licker cunt
My boyfriend has Call of Duty induced tourettes hes yelling at the tv again
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The act of murdering an opposing call of duty character and proceeding to crouch over their mouth repeatedly for others to see, stimulating a real-life "tea bag".
Walk007 decided to give Hondarider736 a Call of Duty tea bag after an intense beat-down in search and destroy just so the entire opposing team could watch the humiliation before the bomb was defused.
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