i can take it

it means someone can take something; whether it's pain or big d*ck. blunt, but that's it.

for example: *someone doing hardcore pushups* "i can take it bro don't worry."
another example: *sees picture of hot person* "i can take it."

I can dig it

A seemingly harmless phrase which, if said in a large group, has the ability to destroy destiel shippers, making them spontaneously explode into a pool of tears while simultaneously tearing their heart into little strips. Even worse when said while listening to Elvis. Also see twist and shout

"Don't you just love Elvis"
"Yeah, I can dig it"

-dying whale sounds-

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i can has

1: Lolcat slang for "Can I have?" First used in the expression "i can has cheezburger?" but obviously applicable to other situations.

2: The equivalent of #include in Lolcode.

1: Oh noes, the government is wiretapping me again. I can has new prezdent?

2: (I) CAN HAS STDIO?

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I can count

I can count two words

My final two words are I CAN COUNT

Because I can

The only thing you can think to say when someone asks you something stupid

Guy: why are you writing that definition with a stylus?

Me:Because I can

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I can reveal

A cinematic elucidation, usually but not exclusively appended to the end of an answer.... Usually but not exclusively in retort to an important question.

''How many cans of Heineken did you get? Did you get Ice?'' ... ''Twenty-four and a shoulder of Smirnoff. No Ice, I can reveal.'' ...

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I can dance to that.

phrase: to get behind a plan in an agreeable manner, to support an idea or plan positively that's been offered or suggested to a person as a possibility.

Dude, after the game, let's go to Clancy's Irish Pub and have a few pints.

OK. I can dance to that.

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