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Carl Shaw a gimpy fuck-boy who gets no bitches, smells like scrotal fumage, and drives a gay car. Hangs around the young women in his job despite being 56 and probably has erectile dysfunction. The man has not been able to pleasure his wife in years, and works in a dead-end job in which he thinks he's Elon Musk, but actually a wannabe Andrew Tate from Wish. Gets his shopping from Waitrose despite living in Gurnos, and acts like a BMW driver even when he's not in the car (A Douche and probably retarded). Family, friends, and colleagues can't stand him, when he enters the room they wait for him to leave. If he had hair he'd be ginger.
Carl Shaw looks horny asf when he comes out of the gift shop.
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This is the THICKEST guy you will ever meet! With a determined mind and a straightforward face Carl Mackey will always get the girls. His name matches most with the name Angelina
Girl 1: Woah look at that dude he looks so hot!
Girl 2: Ikr! He is so thick! His name is Carl mackey!
Angelina: Back off girls! He is mine!
A phrase used by football fans of all teams when poor decisions are made regarding player personnel. In reference to the King of bad mistakes, Mr. Carl Peterson, president of the Kansas City Chiefs.
"Our first round draft pick rushed for 38 yards his rookie season."
"Yeah I know, damnit, Carl!!!"
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Carl Azuz from CNN’s butt hole.
I was 8 inches deep in The Carl Cave last night.
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2 Gay people who wanna fuck each other so badly
Avsgsf: look it's William and Carl
Sgsgg: They're probably getting kinky for each other
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That one little turd ball that refuses to be flushed down.
"I had to flush the toilet like 1000 times, before that Carl Mcnugget went down"
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Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it.
Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl.
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