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2 Gay people who wanna fuck each other so badly
Avsgsf: look it's William and Carl
Sgsgg: They're probably getting kinky for each other
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That one little turd ball that refuses to be flushed down.
"I had to flush the toilet like 1000 times, before that Carl Mcnugget went down"
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Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it.
Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl.
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When you insert 1 finger and your tongue in the womens vagina at the same time.
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(n.) A rare variant of the hot carl in which the normaly solid excrement is replaced by diarrhea. This substitution may come unexpectedly to the receiving party, though never to the evacuator.
I nearly drowned when Bruce suprised me with a frothy wet carl. Fortunately my normally supressed gag reflex saved my life.
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Performing a traditional hot Carl, the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face, but performed in an intentional, extremely cold environment for maximum warmth effect.
Scenarios might be, but not limited to, on a walk in refrigerator or freezer, outside on a blistering cold day, while hiking on the mountains or just dropping down the AC temperature at home.
I met the new waitress in the walk-in freezer after we closed. She brought the seran wrap from the prep station and I laid out the most steamy Arctic Carl I could push.
Despite the subzero temperatures outside, Bethany surprised me while I was making a snow angel by slapping some seran and dropping an Arctic Carl. It was so warm I asked if she might have a fever.
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Carles Puigdemont is a movie directior, he has been doing a drama movie in real time for th last two years. It’s about defeating th Spanish Goverment with his elaborate plan. That included creating a decentralized network if people to organize a referendum, bringing ballot boxes from Spain and switching cars underneath a bridge to avoid being caught. He has done some of the most breath taking awesome plot twists abd even fleed to Belguim to leave Spain (the antagonist) in evidence of crimes against human rights.
Have you heard of Carles Puigdemont?
-Yeah! He makes awesome and intriguing drama movies in real life full of plot twists! You never know what will happen next.
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