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Chief Master Sprog of the Royal Navy.
Made in a lab, an experiment gone wrong mixing Goat Sperm and Greyhound Eggs.
It looks like Basil Brush and has the IQ of a Romanian Hog.
The most reprobate, retrograde, profligate, degenerate, delinquent known to England.
More commonly knows as simply “Sproggy George”
Person 1: “who did this… the whole helicopter is broken”
Person 2: “yeah that’s it, it will never fly again, could’ve been that guy who looks like Basil Brush
Person 3: “Oh Sproggy George, yeah it was him”
Person 4: “who? Clarke-Kray!”
Person 3: “that’s Sproggy George”
All others: what a reprobate
To romance a girl with lots of attention and effort so that the girl will then leave her boyfriend so that you can have as much toe and bottom sex as you want
Bob ‘I’m going to do some Jem Clarking here’
Eggy ‘Go on my son’
A fatass 7th grade teacher who is so stupid she makes her own problems her students problems aswell, not to mention that she is always moaning when she stands up or sits down or doing anything that requires one ounce of physical prowess. She also only favors up to 4 students out of a classroom of 30.
Mrs. Clark is a cow
Verb (Gender War); A defense, used by a male, against female (usually THOT) mating psychology where the male exhibits a deliberate display of weakness in order to become invisible to the female.
An energy conservative defense that relies on the strength of female hypergamy in an environment of resource scarcity (often contrived).
Lois: Is that an Armani suit?
Clark: I LOVE YOU!!!
Lois: omg, eww! Like, who does that?
Clark: ~Heavy breathing~
Lois: ~tells all her friends~
A: awww, you just Clark Kented that THOT
Clark: Save dat money!
Nicole Clarke is an official term for amazing, by this the government of Ireland mean that one must be loyal, nice, kind and of most amazing. Having all of these will make u an amazing person aka a Nicole Clarke.
Wow that girl over there is a Nicole Clarke
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Nicole Clarke is an official term for amazing, by this the government of Ireland mean that one must be loyal, nice, kind and of most amazing. Having all of these will make u an amazing person aka a Nicole Clarke.
Wow that girl over there is a Nicole Clarke
2👍 2👎
"Clark & The Burkeman" is a fictional television show about two giant men, who only communicate by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades around Milford, CT. While not yet released nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. Of the show's many taglines are, "Burkeman call Clark, see Clark take Burkeman woman, Burkeman cool with that" and "Clark and Burkeman have super babies."
"Hey Rob, did you wind up giving that girl a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night?"
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."