The state of being when multiple idiots interact with each other
My dad and brother working together to fix that computer is a whole lot of collective stupid.
A collectable that should hold no value due to looking very bad. However, due to either a popularity with collectors/fans, limited production, and/or the sheer novelty of it, it becomes very sought after. With prices being fairly high given how crappy the collectable is.
Person 1: Hey, do you still have that fast food toy that looks defective?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's become a freak show collectable now. I might sell it for $400 or more online.
Common code for white supremacist groups to describe themselves and identify each other, without being detected.
We are the collective crewsaders, but we hide in the shadows until the time for affirmative action.
A pun on haute couture meaning a clothing genre defined by mis-matched & ill-fitting pieces that one refuses to give away or donate to charity, where they belong.
A look defined by clothing that is "long in the tooth" yet still worn and considered appropriate/stylish by the wearer.
A grouping of clothing articles that only a destitue/homeless person in dire need would wear, when provided by charity.
My husband has so many new designer duds, yet he still chooses to shop from the closet with the homeless collection of clothes......
Why are you dressing yourself from a homeless collection? Have you not looked in the mirror?
He was so cheap his clothes look like they came from a homeless collection yet he thinks he looks great!
When a group of guys go to a public bathroom and occupy every stall
"Where's Michael?"
"He and the guys went to take a collective whizz."
it mans when a woman is giving you head, not literally a head or colleting bags
collecting your bag can also man when a man ejaculates on a woman's face
Person 1: "hey did he actually collect your bag?"
Person 2:"yeah! of course! I told you she'd Collect my bag!"
When a substitute teacher is collecting classwork, he will most likely say, "IN 5 MINUTES, I AM GOING INTO FULL COLLECTION MODE"
*kids doing classwork*
Sub: IN 5 MINUTES, I AM GOING INTO FULL COLLECTION MODE